• Karma: Banter

Re: Ask Harry

wear sunglasses

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22 Reply by TimH

  • Karma: Local

Re: Ask Harry

Dear Harry

Every time I go in to Royton these days there is a chap who winks at me every time he walks past me. Does he:
a - fancy me or
b - should I call for the meat van from the bottom block at Boundary?

Last edited by TimH (08.Feb.10 20:11:31)

  • Karma: Dharma

Re: Ask Harry

default/wink default/wink default/yikes default/wink

Shes got me Dancing
  • Karma: Chuckle

Re: Ask Harry

Blimey, questions, questions. I never realised that being a 'smart Harry' would be such hard work.

I see your problem is the inadvertant or accidental wink which can lead to embarrassing misunderstandings as Tim has described. The best tactic is avoidance. Try not to make eye contact with strangers but do watch out for lamposts. Alternatively rubbing curry powder in the other eye might even things up a bit. If these suggestion do not help, please refer to the video below for further advice.

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More handsome than he looks
  • Karma: Banter

Re: Ask Harry

Dear Harry,

Im being stalked by a mentalist from Lees. My mates all find it very funny, but Im finding it somewhat strange and disconcerting. My initial instinct is to punch her in the face, but I am assured this is illegal and somewhat immoral.

Yours in desperation
Jataal

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